Zombies are coming….planet collision prophecies are nonsense.

 

Government tells us to stop scaring children, saying all this nonsense about doomsdays, planet collisions, and Mayan calendar stuff is just that – nonsense.

But we must prepare and train for a zombie invasion.

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Move over vampires, goblins and haunted houses, this kind of Halloween terror aims to shake up even the toughest warriors: An untold number of so-called zombies are coming to a counterterrorism summit attended by hundreds of Marines, Navy special ops, soldiers, police, firefighters and others to prepare them for their worst nightmares.

“This is a very real exercise, this is not some type of big costume party,” said Brad Barker, president of Halo Corp, a security firm hosting the Oct. 31 training demonstration during the summit at a 44-acre Paradise Point Resort island on a San Diego bay. “Everything that will be simulated at this event has already happened, it just hasn’t happened all at once on the same night. But the training is very real, it just happens to be the bad guys we’re having a little fun with.”
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“No doubt when a zombie apocalypse occurs, it’s going to be a federal incident, so we’re making it happen,” Barker said. Since word got out about the exercise, they’ve had calls from “every whack job in the world” about whether the U.S. government is really preparing for a zombie event.

Called “Zombie Apocalypse,” the exercise follows the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s campaign launched last year that urged Americans to get ready for a zombie apocalypse, as part of a catchy, public health message about the importance of emergency preparedness.

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The government is training for a zombie invasion. Are they just too much? But quit scaring the children about conspiracy prophecies. Lets not suggest zombies might be running the Government.

9 comments on “Zombies are coming….planet collision prophecies are nonsense.

  1. clyde says:

    Seems like as good as excuse as any to piss away a few million more bucks borrowed from China.

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    • bullright says:

      Clyde, so true, there must be big money and biz in fighting zombies.

      I guess we are doomed, want to bet by virtue of their definition we all suddenly become “zombies” (or terrorists). I doubt they’ll use drones for zombie surveillance, like they will on us.

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  2. Davetherave says:

    This is you pulling an early April Fools Day right bull??? Frigging zombies??? LMFAO! I guess that is what the sumbitch is getting ready to label any Tea Party member…good Lord…

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  3. Davetherave says:

    Oh yeah…any way for one of Barry’s tricycle wheels to fall off??? 🙂

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  4. pepperhawk says:

    Bull,

    Oh great, zombies. They gotta be joking. The Zombie invasion has been going on for a long time considering all the morons we have now. They are like Zombies voting for a prez who is destroying us, but they see nothing.

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  5. Alex John says:

    This sounds like an episode from the Walking Dead.

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