2014: let the show begin

I was trying to think of  some strategy for progressive demonic Dems to run on in 2014, to stop the hemorrhaging from the ObamaCare debacle. I think I have found it.

Next is to boil it down to a nice sound bite for the masses to understand. Again, I have a solution for them. They can’t run on ObamaCare, so why not go for all the marbles? Yes, there is too much going on from the progressives to appeal to a wide swath of their base.

So just run as… “the Party of Scandals“. That’s no joke. Here’s a glimpse of the introductory promotional campaign.

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If you like all you’ve seen so far, you’ll really be impressed with what we can do with a majority in both houses AND the White House. If you mistakenly thought we were shamed and disappointed — and you were wrong — then eat your heart out because we are just getting started. There is so much more we have in store for you. We’ve been working hard on the plans.

If you thought politics was just a spectator sport, we have a surprise for every one of you in ways you never before envisioned being personally touched. The Repubs had to manufacture all these scandals to try to bring us down. Guess what, we’re back! Those phony scandals were nothing… a mere pittance compared to what we can really do.

Remember we have to pass the bill before we can find out what’s in it? Well, we’ve been scheming up some legislative add-ons to all those previous laws that will knock your socks off. Plus we’ll put new meaning to “fiat law”.  Then there’s  Executive Orders. We own the White House at least for a couple  more years. All that will only be the opening salvo on the Republic for 2016 — which is phase 2.

So if you were tongue-tied by our delivery so far, you are going to be in shock and awe. Sure, we are going to run on ObamaCare as well as every other problem. We are equal opportunity offenders and we can shove  much more than ObamaCare down your throats. Think about all that when you go to the voting booth next year. We are putting our foot to the floor on a whole bunch of new scandals for you. We will have you in suspense. Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and IRS were just the appetizers. We  know this is what most Americans really want and we are the Party that can deliver.

Even as we speak we have new IRS rules planned. We have new EPA regs rolling out. In education and every other bureaucracy and agency, we have some real surprises in the works. Much of it is just too good to detail now. That is without even mentioning our spending plans.  Send us your money and get on board with your support. You will want to be a part of this assault historical election process. It will  take some of the attention off ObamaCare and unaffordable, non-healthcare – big time.

I think that provides plenty of ideas. But, now that I think of it, this would probably guarantee their success.

8 comments on “2014: let the show begin

  1. clyde says:

    With all satire, there is an element of truth to it, Bull. I would bet the farm they have a lot of what you’ve pointed out here going on. Good piece, man.

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  2. pepperhawk says:

    Bull,

    This is indeed funny with a lot of truth in it. I can see it now, all the new “non-scandals” that the repubs just manufactured in their own minds and bingo, the electorate will go out in forces to vote for demonrats.

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    • bullright says:

      Oh yes, Pepp, out “in force” are the operative words. Anyone who thinks they will roll over and play dead is severely delusional. In fact, this is when Demonrats are at their worst, desperate selves. We know it, the right knows that, and most of the real base knows it… but do the Repubs and pols know it? I see no proof, outside Cruz and Paul et al.

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      • pepperhawk says:

        The Pols who do see it are called loons by their own establishment repubs who should be knocked out on their arses for picking on real conservatives like Cruz, Paul, and Mike Lee.

        And yes, the demonrats are best when the chips are down for them because they make up the lies and then spread them on every talking show and the public being either stupid or misinformed believe the crap. They demons are always on their game.

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        • bullright says:

          Right, Pepp, the crazies and wackos they call them. Bad enough they ignore truth and reality, but they have to demonize anyone who points it out. Yes, evil has its way. In that respect many of the establishment repubs are just as bad, for carrying the same water.

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          • pepperhawk says:

            Right Bull, the repubs who carry the water bucket are worse IMHO. I hope these fools get voted out. I saw where McLame is saying they are loaded with wackos in the repub senate. He’s lost his mind. He’s damaged goods and needs to be put out to pasture.

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            • bullright says:

              Funny how McCain came 360 degrees from attacking Cruz to attacking ObamaCare because he was right. But a little late, the boat left. I just heard some analyst on meet the press say undeniably the Senate is getting more conservative. (well not fast enough) But for someone in mainstream to admit? Wooh-hooh! Maybe there is hope. But what good is gaining Republican seats if they don’t vote like conservatives? It wouldn’t change much. So I took that comment as a good sign.

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