Thoughts: ObamaCare





The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new healthcare package:


The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
The Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
The Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
The Proctologists won out in the END.
Just leave the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

(–unknown author)


Luvya — Just Gene

6 comments on “Thoughts: ObamaCare

  1. Mrs. AL says:

    Oh I am going to forward this … Way tooooo good, especially for a Friday.
    Thanx, Just Gene!


  2. bullright says:

    Good summary Gene. Now what they need is a tag line, like proctologist approved… or as the anus turns. If I hear “the bottom line is” one more time, I will explode.


  3. garnet92 says:

    That is just sooooo clever, it’s EPIC! Nicely done, Gene!


  4. Kathy says:

    Excellent, Gene! I would say 9 out of 10 doctors approve this message.


  5. Just Gene says:

    Tanx forall the kudos



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