(With a little splash of satire and sarcasm)
Grab a cup of coffee and sit down, man do I have a far-fetched story to tell you. No, they haven’t landed on Mars….yet anyhow.
But you remember that Hillary Clinton, who was running for president in ’08, and all the flack she got about her records? Or do you remember her when Bill was president, how there were all those document problems? Heck, I still don’t know if they found them all. Wasn’t there a closet, basement, law office files and lots of boxes — here and there?
Well, you know how she was Secretary of State and high profile for years running the State Department? Well, it turns out she set up all her email addresses outside the official State Department. Why do you suppose she’d ever thinnk of doing that? An old hand at record chases and archives ought to have something to do with it. But the best part is she set up the servers for it at her house in Chappaqua. Did you ever hear anything so weird?
Now you and me both know the Clintons are no perfect politicians but this takes the cake, after all the troubles she had over her records — or lack thereof — before. Then you know Bubba runs the Clinton Global Initiative.”The mission of the Clinton Global Initiative is to turn ideas into action.” Sure he’s busy running that and money is flowing, like it always does with the Clintons. Well, except when they are dead broke – which must be often.
Anyways, all this has me thinking what the hell is wrong with her? I mean she knows you can’t just do that and opt out of the governmental system of things. Doesn’t she know her boss, Barry, is the only one who can truly hide his records and get away with it, without people making it a big deal? But Hillary now, she has some ‘splaining to do.
Still, even the record obfuscator, Barry would be aware she was doing that. I mean the guy spent half of his first campaign chasing down Hillary’s records to attack her. Now she must have had some reasons to do that, obviously. She didn’t want the public prying into the records. Maybe she didn’t want her boss looking over her shoulder keeping tabs on her? Never know, but that is the point, why? I hear she never much trusted him, and I don’t think he did her either. Nor was Bubba happy with team Obama after that deal in South Carolina labeling him a racist. Then Bill said ‘this whole thing is the biggest fairytale I’ve ever seen.’ Talk about fair tales. I suppose he might be over that by now.
So why do you suppose she would go to all that trouble to keep her emails out of the loop? And since she quit State she’s been pretty quiet what with working with Bill in the Foundation and all, and busy raising money for her
campaign I mean the foundation, or something like that. See if all those emails and stuff was sitting there in servers in the house, it would be in the same place as Bill and the foundation’s business. It’s all sort of confusing, isn’t it? I mean I can’t figure this out. Bill was the one we used to call slick Willy. You suppose he had access to all that information of State too? Does that conflict with what he is working on?
“The White house guidance is,” according to Josh Earnest….oh never mind, what difference at this point does it make anyway?
Get this, then she went around the State Dep. lecturing her own people to not use private email accounts. I guess no one there asked her about hers. Funny. What could be going on there? It’s only water-cooler talk now, you know how people do when something new goes around. At least two key people knew it all along, Obama and Hillary. Three with Bubba. So if most everything was sent to her that would be a huge amount of data, wouldn’t it? I mean they’d have to be industrial sized servers these days with the amounts of email, especially as the Sec of State.
The thing that gets me is the big Global Initiative and the Clinton Foundation that Hillary’s been helping out with. I bet many of the same places and people are overlapped in both the Foundation and State. Seems like it would be a giant web, oops that’s the wrong word.
The cover story is an inference from State that the issue is broader than Hillary:
On Tuesday, Harf said, “We reached out to all of the former secretaries of state to ask them to provide any records they had. Secretary Clinton sent back 55,000 pages of documents to the State Department very shortly after we sent the letter to her. She was the only former secretary of state who sent documents back in to this request. These 55,000 pages covered her time, the breadth of her time at the State Department.”
It just gets curiouser and curiouser with those Clintons, doesn’t it? There always seems to be large amounts of money involved too, no? I can’t wrap my head around how all this fits together. There’s former president Bill, and Hillary sets up servers directing all her State Department info there. He’s sitting there beside it saying what is she working on, I wonder? Then she is set to run for president unchallenged. Tricky Dick had nothing on Hypocrite Hillary. She crossed that bar long ago.
Hillary, you’ve got mail!
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