New: Hillary doll hits market

I heard a toy company has a new promotional doll planned of Hillary Clinton. It was something like this:(Satire – older post)

Gearing up for summer release

Hillary — a doll whose time has come.

She walks, talks, cries and lies, and raises money too. It comes preloaded with 25 scandals, more than enough to get started. Think of all the fun kids — lets be honest girls — can have acting out some of the famous scandals they’ve only seen on tabloid magazines at the grocery store.

Cultivate your child’s imagination on rainy day play dates. White House and accessories sold separately. They’ll want to hold on to this one for years and never grow tired of it, because there’s always something new! Kids can create their own scandals too. It’s scalable and you can add as many interactive staff and advisers as you like. Develop their own story lines just like in real life.

Set comes with the original White Water one all the way to Benghazi – many accessories available now and more on the way. And remember Hillary is always busy, which means there will be plenty more to add later. Kids can have even more fun guessing what scandal Hillary will create next? Parents might be tempted to play along for hours of wholesome family fun. Comes with lots of “Democrat voter” stickers, plus  #ReadyForHillary tags.

There will be a limited amount of dolls in the 1st edition, so get them while you can. We will try to keep up with demand but cannot guarantee it as early shipments are selling fast.

There will also be a Bubba doll roll out, so you can mix and match your choices of advisers and interns with Bubba Clinton to find which are the best fit, or just try them all one by one. The hours of enjoyment you will have from him alone will be priceless for any aspiring child. All Bubba pieces sold separately, so collect them all…if you can! Sure to be worth more over time. Sit back and just watch the story lines develop, and their value increase. Your child’s closet will not be big enough to hold it all — Hillary’s isn’t.

Don’t be the last on your block to order yours, they’ll be the talk at school. Made right here in USA by Blue-Dress Toy Inc. (must be at least 18 to purchase — wink, we won’t tell)

(published 3/16/2015)

RightRing | Bullright

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15 comments on “New: Hillary doll hits market

  1. Just Gene says:

    Are you offering the Bubba doll free with the purchase of the Hillary for a small shipping and handling fee? Will this be a limited edition so their value will increase, having two president dolls?

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    • Bullright says:

      Yes and yes, the company said a 2 for deal is always available with Clintons. Shipping in separate containers is a must, 1st class of course. There is never a discount on the accessories though.

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    • Bullright says:

      Oops, Gene your lucky day!

      Oh boy are they going to skyrocket in price. Hang on to your socks, shoes, or spandex. (inside info) That means that I know everyone will want to protect and preserve them undamaged, at all times.(sort of like royalty)

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  2. Laughing is all I can do after reading this.

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  3. peppermintfarm says:

    Hilarious Bull. Well done!

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    • Bullright says:

      Pepp, thanks but I think maybe that Dowd column affected my state of mind. I wonder if she laced that with something?

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      • peppermintfarm says:

        Bull, LOL! I do think Dowd was drinking when she wrote that article but she’s not the only liberal out for blood with Hillary.

        No your article was right out of your imagination, a very talented one. Good satire!

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        • Bullright says:

          Ah ha lol, well I was not in the mood to see a Hillary action doll, but I wouldn’t put it past them. Try to cut it off at the pass. Bubba on the other hand is already immortalized to the hilt.

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