I think I have finally narrowed down a Declaration of Independence for the black race-baiters and racists. So a satire warning is in effect, clear skies otherwise.
We unanimously affirm this Declaration of and for blacks in America (it is also our inalienable right to speak for all blacks in America)
When in the Course of events, it becomes necessary for one race to dissolve the sociopolitical bands which have remotely connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of race, the separate and unequal station to which the Laws of Nature and Supremacy entitle them, a decent disrespect for the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which compel the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all crackers are created equally racist, and are endowed by structural racism with inherent white privilege; that to get our fair share we are in a perpetual state of resistance, justified by any government body or other guilty people. That among these racial rights, we have the right to affirmative action, rioting and looting under any circumstances we feel so compelled, and entitled to as much other peoples’ wealth and property as we see fit to take or carry; and our right to perpetual protest, to assume our rightful place above all powers of the earth.
Prudence indeed may dictate to white crackers; but might makes right among black nationalists in society as well as any governing body. All experience and history has now shown that white privilege shall become white guilt when we say so, and that all evils are sufferable for white crackers and their babies, according to our fundamental principles of black social justice.
It is therefore our right, duty to cast off any who will not concede to this Declaration, considering our long train of abuses endured these many years from privileged white crackers. Such is the required patient sufferance of white privileged crackers to tolerate our perpetual protests, to alter any such society into submission.… or more repeated injuries shall occur. When object of our demands evinces design to gain absolute superiority over white privileged crackers, rendering them slaves to our agenda, we will determine our de facto tyranny over society and W-P-C’s
To prove this, let this petition serve as our claim to a forewarned country.
Let’s not kid anyone, grievances: get some… we got plenty. Everybody knows what they are, don’t deny it. They are too numerous to list anyway.
We’ve been telling you and posting them at every one of our
riots protests, marches and rallies. If you don’t understand property damage, then we can’t help you. If you can’t understand the various faces of physical reparations, we can’t help you.
Chief race-baitor ..et al.
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