Dear Jeb Letter

Dear Jeb,

I thought you had that nomination process all under control? You raised all that money and timed your announcement right. So what if you had to drown out other announcements of lesser candidates. I thought you were right on schedule, according to plan. Dubya is so looking forward to your run. You even have Mama Bush on your side now, after initially saying no more Bushes.

So what happened? A little billionaire came out and stole your thunder? But you were looking so good, even lost some weight. You raised tons of money. And yet you let a little old rich guy wreck your bandwagon on the beltway? I thought you were a little smarter than that. Now you are going to have to work and spend some of that money to defend yourself against attacks. Hey, that wasn’t part of the plan, now was it? Your Radio Flyer wagon got stuck in a traffic jam. How’s that going to look at the family reunion? You won’t be having the carefree wind in your hair photo-ops in daddy’s speedboat this summer. You might have to defend yourself. Do you think you can… I mean without getting ticked off the way you do?

Heck, you can hardly plan early how you are going to contrast yourself with Hillary when you got this train wreck to deal with right now. You still have to figure out all those differences. I know there are a lot of people that really would like to help you right now but, frankly, we are a bit concerned about your prospects — what with your waffling and positioning and such. You didn’t want to have to run in the current issues, and thought yourself above getting mired and drawn into recent political debates on issues. I guess you were surprised, uh? You didn’t want to get down into the fray on important events and say weaken your chances, but it looks like you did. Your nose was so far up in the air you didn’t see what was going on right in front of you.

So all that in mind, remember the big donations your were expecting? Well, maybe don’t count on all those just yet. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Besides, you haven’t even done the first debate yet. That’s right, Jeb, only the first one with plenty more. I don’t know about you but a lot of things can happen in debates. You might want to compare notes with Rick Perry on that. In fact, a lot can happen between debates too, depending on what you might say. It might be best if people hold off on, you know, rushing into the deep end too fast. Let’s all just take our time here, maybe take some time to think about things, clear the air.

Look on the plus side, Jeb, how many more people could possibly jump into this race? And say hello to Christie for me.

Your friend still,

Con-science.

 

PS: maybe go get yourself a pint of Chunky Monkey and do some soul searching.
I’ll be in touch.

RightRing | Bullright

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34 comments on “Dear Jeb Letter

  1. STLloyd says:

    Reblogged this on Serve Him in the Waiting and commented:
    Priceless!

    Liked by 4 people

  2. the unit says:

    Maybe he should heed Obama and come up with some “better ideas.”

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Bullright says:

    Dave, In that case you know I can’t fix dumb. 😀 Lord knows I been trying for decades.

    You can dido it below you know.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. peppermintfarm says:

    LMAO!

    Bull, you outdid yourself. Take a bow for this wonderful sarcastic letter. I’m rolling and cracking up. Oooooh my stomach is hurting. Poor little rich kid who thought he’d skate right thru to the top of the pack and somebody stole his limelight, merely for telling the truth.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Bullright says:

      Pepp, thanks you’re too much. Oh, I must have stumbled onto that on web somewhere in the anonymous pile, 🙂 I can’t remember where. Glad it got a laugh, we need it. But Jeb probably has a bunch of handlers to take care of his critics, and rip the money out of their hands. He can’t get dirty you know.

      Liked by 1 person

      • peppermintfarm says:

        I think you stumbled upon this while you were beating your head on the TV watching Karl Rove the other night. It breaks up those big chunks of blocks we get into our heads.

        I had a moment tonight where I thought I’d come out of my skin. No article has popped up as yet. But one never knows.

        Laughs are always good for the soul.

        LOL! “rip the money out of their hands”. The vision of that sends me into convulsions. Nah, little rich boy can never get dirty. He can only play with coloring books sitting comfortably in his tiny little chair for tiny little boys.

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        • Bullright says:

          LOL he is getting on my nerves. He’s always there though like who invited him to qualify this race.

          Oh it is funny. What happens when they stop giving the money. Force is going to be needed. “Jeb Must Go On.” But there is probably scores of sources who will keep him funded and happy. Then again he has to keep up with the lying and cheating Democrat machine, with Hillary at the helm…. and that is a challenge. Only Trump would not have a problem with that.

          Liked by 1 person

          • peppermintfarm says:

            It’s going to be very difficult for Jeb to keep up with the mastermind LIAR Hillary. He’s going to have be extremely imaginative.

            But I hear he is still raising good money. No doubt Karl is putting the gun to donors heads to force them to ante up.

            I can see Karl just coming at those donors with his angry face and the change just drops out of people’s pockets as they shake with fright.

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  5. Hardnox says:

    LMAO. 🙂

    This is what happens when you have asshats like Karl Rove as your advisor.

    The Rinos are the problem. They are nothing more than Dims cloaked as the opposition who surrendered the day after the November elections.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Davetherave says:

    DIDDO: Bull, LMAO! Outstanding.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Bullright says:

      Thanks Dave, we all crossup the posting occasionally …. beats crossdressing, eh?

      Well, maybe not far from the fan mail he’s getting these days. Funnier than fiction. I bet Jebs campaign ads will be a hoot, they’ll cost enough money. I wonder if he’s added a rainbow to his ads yet?

      Liked by 2 people

  7. Davetherave says:

    Bull, leave it up to Jeb to think he’s the crowned heavy weight champion (maybe light heavy weight now with his diet) prior to the fight taking place. Dude, I’ve really had enough of the Bush family in the Cracker House.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Davetherave says:

    I think you’ll find Hitlery picked up the weight for Jebby! Seen Pepp’s article??? 😀

    Liked by 2 people

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