Bathroom policy and cultural identity

As part of the “radical” bathroom policies Obama is forcing down America’s throat, I think it could be time for a new disclaimer.

See, bathrooms may be available to a person depending on who they currently are identifying as. But there is a fly in the ointment.(Okay, it’s loaded but bare with me)

I think we now need to have a disclaimer on each bathroom.

 

Updated bathroom policy

The person — if that is not in question — who uses this bathroom is acting according to his/her/its own preference at the time of usage. However, this bathroom, and the people who supply it, do not assume any responsibility for the sex or gender claim of the user upon leaving the bathroom. If they leave the bathroom and change their mind on their current gender identification status, then this establishment and bathroom is in no way responsible for that decision.

And therefore, we cannot be held liable for the patrons decision to affirm or deny their gender status at the time of usage or after using this facility. Please be advised accordingly.

For other patrons: you use this facility at your own risk and at the discretion, personal risk or offense of other patrons — be they currently identifying with your gender or someone else’s. We are not liable. And should they make a mistake by misidentifying with their ‘appropriate’ gender for any reason, we are not liable for their mistake, failure, or misidentity mishap. And neither are they.

Thank you for your inconvenience during the identity crisis of people throughout the country.

Your cooperation is appreciated,

Gender Identity Crisis Reaction and Intervention Management Team

Please also be advised that gender policy must not be confused with “appropriation of culture,” which is a major societal problem. The conduct of “appropriating” another culture for any reason is still highly offensive and rightfully condemned.

One’s cultural identity is not chosen by an individual regardless of the reasons to do so. Any questions, see the Cultural Identity Awareness Team.

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7 comments on “Bathroom policy and cultural identity

  1. Davetherave says:

    Good humor there Iggy and you bring up a really good point about ‘liability.’ This shit being forced on a company that doesn’t want to do it and then something awful happens the company is the one that will get sued.

    Hmmm, no wonder all those elected lawyers in Dipshit City aren’t trying to stop this. Handing their buddies still in private practice more business.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Bullright says:

      Good point, Dave, these guys will be litigating bathrooms for years now, thanks to Obama. They have a new pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. They went from the Disabilities Act to the bathroom pride issue. Cha ching, cha ching.

      Gotta love that term “guidance” too. Guidance for all of us, but for tranny others anything goes. Or whatever!.

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  2. There will have to be a whole new subset of ambulance chaser lawyers for this mess.

    Call them the “Lawyers For Cultural and Societal Offenses. LCSO

    Another set of lawyers will be the “Sex Identity Approbation Service ” SIAP

    Next all kinds of institutions will spring into place to help the sex identity crises centers for those contemplating suicide over which bathroom to go in. Call it the “Hotline for Transgender Switch Crisis Center.” HTSC –

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  3. drrik says:

    A lady who decides that she is a guy has appropriated my culture.

    Liked by 2 people

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