I’ve been hard at work trying to help Obama out with locating the right area for his museum-library. Someone had to. Location is everything.
After searching Chicago suburbs on Google for hours, I found a good spot for Obama to build his LieBarry. Right on the corner of Resistance Road and Poverty Place.
Taxes are cheap there, not that he’ll be paying any. And the neighborhood is just perfect for riots with lots of abandoned open space for all those demon-strations they’ll have.
I would suggest minimizing the window area. Micky D’s will want the adjacent corner. That should help the economy and offset the tax loss. Of course they’ll be no need for parking because what idiot would be stupid enough to bring a car there?
Just perfect.
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Great idea Froggy. Winna Winna! I believe you’re onto something. On the plus side, Chicago won’t loose too much real estate tax revenue since the space for an outhouse is relatively small. 4′ x 6′ for a two seater with appropriate egress. Tops, 300 square feet.
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That’s a problem, he could get a porta-John but they set those on fire in that place.
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Sarcasm in this case is highly acceptable.
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Yep, and no matter how course we are, it is still so much more palatable than the nasty snark of the left. (btw: do they really talk that way? I digress)
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Love your idea Bull. It would be a great place for his crummy museum.
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I found a lot of good names in that area like Soros Street. Hell’s Kitchen Extension, Slavery State, Lenin Lane, Socialist St., Commie Corners, Apathy Ave.
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