Hey, you want to make me eat more “Vegetables”?
Then stop relating all my favorite veggies to sex organs in ads. You can start there.
Hell, are you going to rob them of their innocence too? Geesh. You’re never done, are you?
But calling someone a vegetable is not particularly endearing, you know. Shouldn’t do that.
Got a problem with any of that? Talk to the turnip! (he’s on my side)
Yeah, I’m talking to you veggie police, the anti-meat gestapo. I know you’re out there!
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