Much as I hate to give away award-winning recipes, I jotted it down from memory.
Have at it. (*Does require some special tools and equipment)
1 part presidential Ukraine phone call (or suitable substitute)
1 keg of loser’s spite
2 parts resistance.
Equal measures of Deep State CYA and cover up
1 non-existent or invisible whistle blower (flexible)
1 heavily strained gnat
1 bag of DNC lies
1 wooden stake
1 part phony intentions
Liberal amounts of political influence
1 dramatic screenwriter
1 part foreign interference
1 president, preferably skinned — if possible but not necessary.
2 parts Deep State testimony
Mix all ingredients (except stake) well and fold in anything else handy that might go with ingredients. Wear mask if needed — fumes are toxic.
Purée and dump into suitable greased pan over wooden stake, in front of rabid spectators.
Preheat blast furnace to 950. Cram aforementioned product into it – without burning your ass. Do this as fast as you can before fire dep. arrives.
Bake until either it explodes or stinks up the entire house – or as long as possible.
Abruptly remove. Season liberally with MSM for taste. Serve it up to 65 million people who don’t trust you. Convince them it’s real and important. (this could take some time.)
Hold your noses!
House favorite. Umm-umm, bad to the bones.
(Caution: some chaser may be necessary. They don’t call it impossible for nothing!)
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