Eulogy To Roe V. Wade

Today, June 24, 2022, Roe V. Wade died after a torturous yet productive life. Roe was imagined and born in a cloakroom of the Supreme Court on January 22, 1973, by a 7-2 decision. Just as her life began there, it also ended there almost 50 years later.

She is survived by a variety of anonymous offspring who declined to comment. Her alias was ‘reproductive rights’ but often operated under the pseudonym of Healthcare. Socially ahead of the times, she identified as a law. Preferred pronouns: me, my, mine.

But for those 50 years she lived large in society, clinics, side streets in neighborhoods and the minds of the American people. She was a force to be reckoned with. Nearly every Supreme Court nominee — or federal judge — was forced to swear on the altar of Roe Wade to protect her ceremonious existence, marinated in estrogen.

She led a religious cult and following; and was nicknamed the ‘sanctity of death’ among critics. However, far from leading a healthy life, she created a toxic environment that ushered evil into every faucet of society masquerading as constitutional legitimacy.

In early life, she established many clinics and offices dedicated to her posterity in low-income and minority neighborhoods under her cousin’s name, Planned Parenthood. The two held various common interests. They were a dynamic duo of power and agendas.

Over recent years, Roe’s own health worsened though some thought her immortal. She had been privately on life support for a while. In finalizing her existence, 5 Justices decided to pull the plug. While the Chief Justice concurred, he instead preferred removing all treatment and judicial sustenance necessary, leaving her to slow yet fatal expiration.

The decision won out, Roe Wade was humanely put out of suffering to the protest of her cult following. The fallout of which is bound to be felt on streets across America.

Ironically, this did not end all the suffering and misery she caused over a 50 year reign. She helped lead a deviant legacy of debauchery across the country. Over 60 million babies were killed as a result of her half-century existence. Roe was very politically active for being terminally diseased. Her fiercest enemy was Personhood.

“Roe v. Wade caused a 4.5% decline in births in states that had not previously legalized abortion. ” – a simple byline in Wikipedia  sums up her legacy.

Despite her wild successes, she was never accepted by a large population in America. Roe was illegitimate and created under false pretenses — the very kind of social ills and illegalities she proposed to exterminate across America.

Finally, the powers that be knew the only viable option to save  Roe Wade was through a formal codification in Congress, which never came to save her demise. But that did not slow her down. Her death count rivaled the Holocaust and Stalin’s and Mao’s evil.

Sadly for her, she had no conscience — born that way. She was billed as the solution to all cultural problems. Her life estate was quite extensive. Roe held sufficient layers of control over all power and leaders in the country. Still Roe was terminally flawed from creation.

Though Roe V. Wade is now gone, the process of abortion she enshrined will live on without its flamboyant maître d’of evil, and living large in the minds of her adherents.

Unfortunately, she falsely altered the minds of most of the cult. She could do no wrong nor ever die,  even though evil was her raison d’être.

America has been grieving the Roe Wade decision, both politically and socially, for almost 50 years. May she now rest in peace because she didn’t offer any here.

Now a moment of silence for “Roe V Wade is the law of the land.

Ceremonies to be held across the land.

[*^Correction: I initially said 6-3 decision but was corrected, 5-4.]

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Bad Trip Down The H Corridor

I’m guessing that, at one time, most Americans have had one of those road trips that turns out so bad it becomes the butt of jokes, and a moniker for where you don’t want to go.

Bad trips I’ve had a few.

It serves the memory as a place holder for trips best not taken, for any reason. “Don’t do it.” And so it goes. I’ve had a few of them myself even if I have not been an avid traveler. Some of them were not a destination but a curse. I couldn’t wait to get out of there vowing to never to repeat the mistake of however I wound up there. Was it a wrong turn or a vortex I got sucked into?

I even took my wife on a few of them. Sure, they were usually good for a few laughs much later though there were valuable lessons learned, namely to never repeat it.  “The swamp, who knew that was there?” At least on some occasions I had bad vibes about the trip beforehand but said maybe it won’t be that bad? Get it over with.

I realize now that the proverbial bad road trip has become an apt metaphor for the Joe Biden presidency. You were somehow roped into going, or held hostage in the vehicle, and away you went on Joey’s spiteful adventure — destination unknown.

So you buckle up and try to make the most of the passage of time, which hopefully should bring an end to this stupid road tour. A barf bag would be helpful though it was never included in the package. So an ability to improvise was always a helpful asset.

The only nostalgia it has is to make you appreciate your departure point all the more. Oh, if one could only roll back the clock like it never happened? But no, it was too late for that now. You are at the mercy, or torture, of Joe Biden’s travel agency from hell. All you want to do is leave but you can’t, as if locked into a serial nightmare with your eyes glued shut. So there you are a hostage to his crazy itinerary, whatever the hell it actually leads to.

So complaining doesn’t do any good. In fact, it only incites determined perpetrators.

There is no amount of safety equipment that could prevent the inevitable calamity awaiting you ahead. Nothing can stop it. So this little metaphor goes on and on. It doesn’t seem to have an end like that nightmare. New plots keep rolling out as you try to thwart them to no avail. Disgust builds. You almost feel will being torn away.

Until suddenly you realize it is not just a real bad road trip but probably your last trip, anywhere. And there doesn’t appear to be anything you can do about it. No hotline or 911 to call for rescue. But that is just how you feel.

I hesitate to say there is no good end. Lessons learned are pointless because you should never have been there in the first place. It should not have happened, period.

Since we are here on the cusp of Memorial Day, when typical trips normally get started, it is worth considering the trip we are already on. Dragged kicking and screaming, against our moral will to somewhere dark and more uninviting than even the host.

Whatever our own plans were don’t seem to matter now, or are buried in the rear view.

 

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Politicizing Petroleum Policy

The Putin Russia invasion of Ukraine has exposed the tender underbelly where oil intersects public policy and where war intersects climate. But the Left simply forgets that oil and energy is a national security issue.

It is fruitless to even talk about hypocrisy anymore. But in the hearings with the big oil companies, it has gone further than just hypocrisy. Democrats want it both ways. They want immediate increased production but they make no bones they want to cut the oil market completely. Last year, they wanted massive cuts in oil and fossil fuel production. All to appease their radical left, climatology political agenda. 

Democrats don’t want to cut production, they want to eliminate it. Wipe it forever off the face of the earth. So while they cry now demanding more, they actually want zero.

But consumers know the basic fact very well of a market relying on supply and demand. They know that ultra high prices require more production to alleviate those high costs. Prices may appear out of control but the industry is increasingly more controlled by government and radical politicians.

The Democrats don’t mind begging from unfriendly dictators who don’t like us much. Actually, they gave them all that leverage over us for free.

The problem is there are environmental impacts of so-called renewables. They require minerals, mining and indeed have an affect on environment. Calling them “clean renewables” is an oxymoron. Plastics are another example of endless oil products. How many plastics are incorporated into their green-dream products? And you will have the same hoarding potential and environmental difficulties in ramping up renewable markets. We already see it around the world. The same departments that control and obfuscate the oil sector will plague the renewable sector. Government control does that.

For years, people railed against a government command economy — not to be confused with supply and demand markets –for exactly that reason. It sort of takes market problems out of the equation.

At one time maybe Democrats only lusted for full control of the oil industry, the way Putin controls it in Russia. Now they simply want to eliminate it altogether. Once upon a time we called it a war on coal, then it became a war on fossil fuels and evolved into a full-blown war on energy. They claimed that was not so, but now they  boast about a war against all fossil fuel energy.

Democrats talk out of both sides of their mouths; they want it both ways.

I listened to the hearings just to come away with one conclusion. If Democrats wanted to be lobbyists against big oil — for renewables — they could do that. But they are elected to Congress to represent the interests of the country. And if Joe Biden wanted to be a union organizer, like Obama, he could have been one. But that is not the job of the president.

Things that have made this country run and improved our lives for years, creating millions of jobs, are now preferred targets of society. They simply have no respect for how we got here. In fact, there is an effort to erase the entire roadmap. Well, there is always satire.

Paul Revere’s Ride

“Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-Five:
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow – 1807-1882

But when Paul Revere rode out to alarm fellow countrymen, his horse emitted large amounts of waste in the process. Shouldn’t we factor in the age of the horse, with how much gas and waste it produced over its lifetime? Or how many people – white, black or Native Americans — who were negatively affected by these equestrian contributions? Must not we calibrate all those numbers into a new formula? Surely, based on a quick summary, we could see that the horse negatively impacted the environment, and humans, more than it benefited us all.

So it is long past time to take some retributive actions against these equestrian terrorists of the environment. Sure, the horse might have  made Paul Revere’s trip possible but at what calamitous cost to the earth? If we only knew or realized then what we now know , we could have prevented all that pain.

Paul — the meddling silversmith and industrialist he was — did not need to make his dumb trip for starters. And that asinine horse did not need to contribute to the “equitable” decay of our environment and climate, even for generations to come. This we can see clearly now because we have been awakened to the accumulative catastrophe of our deeds. 

We did all that. Why the hell were horses not taxed for their environmental impact? No, instead we encouraged their use. This only compounded the problems. So based on any summary analysis on the subject, I can therefore say the entire horse industry contributed to the decline in our climate. That’s just a fact. Anything we can do to eliminate it, and nip the damage in the tail, would only benefit our clean American future.

Revere should have relaxed, stayed home, euthanized the damn horse, and saved us all from our current fate. What a selfish bastard he turned out to be. Well, at least they could have increased the cost of horses to an unaffordable level so no idiot would have a chance to consider such a stunt, or misguided trip. ~~ Not so satirical end.


However, even more egregious with oil, they don’t want to just eliminate the industry, they want to politicize the entire industry. We’ve seen this in every government agency. Now they want to do the same thing to virtually every company, especially big oil.

How that shakes out is demonstrated in the hearings themselves. Democrats bring CEOs in to rip them apart and demand they do this or that. So it automatically pairs Republicans with oil companies. After all, we are the only ones who believe they should exist.

Democrats have accused the oil companies of manipulating the market prices and profiteering, taking advantage of crises and current events. Democrats’ answer to those charges and high prices is to release the SPRO to manipulate market prices.

The other obvious conclusion is this shows why we do not ever want government in complete control of our energy, or companies who provide it. One day they want to cut supply and the next they want it increased, based primarily on their political objectives. That’s the way they run everything else they control, immigration for instance.

So then, what would it take to get rid of exorbitant high fuel prices? Get rid of half of Congress that has a fatwa against the industry. Then replace a radicalized president who cares more about his family’s lucrative income than America’s national security.

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Say It Ain’t So

Say it ain’t so, Joe

You turned the country inside out,

Swore an oath then turned your back.

It’s time for you to go.

    ~~~

Come on, man

You made her frown

When you let her down.

There’s no right thing now.

   ~~~

The fumbling bumbling has to end,

We can’t pretend anymore.

So it’s time for you to go.

   ~~~

You’re going on eighty

Still we’re not ready.

You canceled your debt

But don’t you forget,

We never said yes to you.

   ~~~

All this lyin’ and hidin’

Is not cuttin’ the rug.

Just say it ain’t so,

Time for you to go.

   ~~~

Hey, hey old Joe,

You passed your time

And never had a prime.

So, it’s time for you to go.

   ~~~

We know law and order

Is not your order of the day.

So if it’s okay,

We have another way.

It’s nothing personal, pal.

~

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2022

Bunnies and Ice Cream Propaganda Tour

The irony of Jen Psaki skewering a WH reporter about trying to propose “bunny rabbits and ice cream” legislation is too rich.

It must be lost on Hot Psaki that they’ve been doing the ice cream-Joe theme since the campaign. Remember his chocolate chocolate chip? Then on Christmas week they floated out the press-friendly video of Biden’s with a new WH puppy, Commander, on the beach.

So Jen, the only thing missing is the bunny rabbits. And by golly, as soon as the White House can locate some in the supply chain, before Easter, I’m sure we will get them too. Her snarky sarcasm has no limits.

Everybody loves bunny rabbits but hates Joe Biden. Let’s go Brandon!

All that of course is only to cover that Joe Biden’s poll numbers are in the pits at a stealthy 33% approval. (Who are they?) But yes, a congratulations is in order for how-low-can-you-go Joe.

Who would’ve thought a part-time president could get so far? He’s got the worst polls in history for a part-timer. Putting in 3 days a week is catching up with him fast. What will their clever White House think of next …….
a weekend at Brandon’s?

 

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2022

Raising Bad

I have been working on writing a novel. It’s about a power-hungry local politician who has always been obsessed with running for office. After nearly 50 years, and almost as many attempts, he settled on being a running mate as VP.

After that unremarkable event, he still had the main obsession. So he had his personal political records sealed in a local university for safekeeping and then ran without even campaigning for the job he was obsessed with getting.

But early on he made a deal with media not to pry into his record and support him. For their own reasons, they complied with everything even providing a top historian to write speeches for him. He held few events limited to dozens of people for 15-minute rambling screeds that he could be a better president. Then he would disappear.

By all markers, he was losing even his own primary but didn’t seem to care. He was assured the powers that be would send him to the nomination.

Unexpectedly to some, he succeeded in winning nomination but retained the same unconventional, non-campaign strategy he had all along. Months went by with the same detracted, disconjointed candidate and… son of a bitch, he won. At least that is what they declared about the polls at the election. Media applauded him the new president.

Now there is one analogy here to a person who came into something very easy: if he/she would value it as much as if they worked for it? As the analogy fit to a tee, he didn’t. After all, what had it really cost him? Very little. It had always been his obsession, so he felt more than entitled to it. It was his for the taking – no matter what was done to take it.

Of course it all went to his swollen head, which had already experienced 2 past aneurysms. The theme suggests he actually wished himself into the office. But the job was never the point of it all to start with; it was the status, stature and influence of the job that mattered. He cared little about anything else, except for a flaunting legacy..

To him, it was a golden key to what he hadn’t already grifted along his half-century path en route. That is all it was, a scheme. Corrupt, but one that apparently worked. Cha-ching.

 

After decades in “the business,” he had a slew of people in tow to install the forbidden entrappings to the office. Then sell access he knew was in demand. He held the cards and bagmen to make it work, by greedy operators in their own right. They had established a system and contacts over the years. He basically had to do nothing and it would all come to him — all to support the lavish lifestyle that the humble-styled politician had become accustomed to. The best part about it was all he had to do was as little as possible. The stage was already set for the agenda, which was a distant second to his self-interests.

After a ton of pre-written executive orders, he settled in for a term of doing nothing himself while the apparatus of power revolved around him. It worked just as he expected.

There were no badgering press and stories to worry about. Any potentially threatening issues that did arise were swiftly blasted by mainstream media, often before getting rooted, or eventually by his AG gun for hire.

Then all the numbers of how well he and the country were doing were spun into a fantastic pack of lies. Truth be told — and it never ever was — this was as good of a lying apparatus as anyone had ever constructed. They did most of it for him. He had to do nothing. The less the better, which gave him lots of personal time to spend on his real priorities.

All the henchmen he picked voluntarily did their part in keeping anything from threatening his unilateral power. And he used that power and authority to go after his political enemies, openly. It worked so well that he didn’t have to ask subordinates. They attacked his enemies for him without flinching.

That alone would seem phenomenal in itself. But actually in the years before, they collectively used much the same powers to attack and undermine the previous president. So they already had treason and sedition in their resume. That gave them all a vested interest in keeping the train of abuses going to hide and cover that era. This objective gave each of them all the motive to operate a unified front to guard their own exposure.

Once in, they were committed to see it through. Naturally, all would cover up the truth or go down trying. But that coup of the recent past would fade into the background next to their latest schemes. That was the plan. It must go on or else.

 

To avoid a spoiler to the future book, I cannot divulge much more. Ah oh, I’ve given it away, haven’t I? I picture Jeff Dunham’s puppet Walter as the image for the guy, though that is probably not fair to Dunham or Walter. Wow, the book just writes itself.

 

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2021

Just In: breaking fake news

From the people’s source for real fake news:

New York Restaurant Adds Voting Booth So They Can Allow People In Without ID

Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—In an effort to circumvent the city’s vaccine passport regulations, a midtown eatery has installed a voting booth and designated itself as a polling place so it can allow in anyone without any ID at all.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-restaurant-adds-voting-booth-so-they-can-allow-in-people-without-id

 

Dr. Fauci Uninvited From Board Game Night As He Keeps Changing The Rules As He Goes

Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dr. Fauci was uninvited from his typical weekly board game night after his gaming buddies simply couldn’t stand it anymore as he kept making up the rules every time he played a game. According to other members of the hardcore tabletop game group, Fauci changed the rules in the middle over and over again and kept claiming he was just “following the rulebook.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dr-fauci-edition-of-pandemic-will-let-you-just-make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along

Don’t Ask Dems To Explain Anything

My hand told my brain it was time to write something. Well, technically my finger told my arm and it told my brain. That is the way it works. Isn’t it?

If that sounds strange, you aren’t alone. It would seem backwards or upside down and it doesn’t make much sense in a rational way.

With all the serious problems around us that we can’t ignore, there is even something worse yet. It is the tediously obnoxious explanations we get for those problems from Democrats or Leftist drones.

So I boiled it all down to one basic analogy of their excellent explanations to our real serious problems. Enjoy.

Suppose your knee hurts and you go to the doctor. You tell him “my knee hurts, doctor. I want to know if it is something serious, so could you tell me what is causing it?”

He or she says sure and examines it. He says “it is hurting because you are walking on it. Apparently you expect it not to hurt but it only hurts you because you think it does. You perceive it hurts and so it bothers you. Your perception is more the problem.”

You: “no, but what can I do about it?”

He suggests “stop letting it bother you so much, just stop thinking about it. If you stop listening, it will stop complaining so much.”

You say “I’ve been ignoring it a while but that hasn’t helped. Now it won’t let me walk or even sleep anymore. So that’s why I came to see you.”

Doctor: “look, ultimately your knee only hurts because you have one, right? I mean your knee could not hurt if you didn’t have one, correct? It obviously couldn’t hurt you then. So just be thankful you still have a knee. And be happy if it hurts which only confirms it is still there. …

“Now suck it up and work on those expectations, a lot.”

Then suppose every other doctor sounded as wacky as that one. That is crazy. But they all tell you this crap with a straight face knowing full well none of it is true or right. Who really cares anyway? Yet it is what they decided the answer should be regardless of what the problem is.

There is the perfectly illogical mindset of the Left. It has all been adequately explained because they say it and spoke it into existence. So it therefore only becomes a problem if you don’t accept their crazy explanations.

 

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2021

US Congress Condemned Satire: Manufactured Outrage

News Alert: Satire is censured in the House but direct threats on Americans, from their government, can continue unabated.

Not to worry, people, on this historic day your beloved Congress – led by aggrieved Democrat ideologues — voted to sanctimoniously censure satire from a sitting Congressman.  He was also stripped from two committees.

You have been saved and spared all the shame of Rep Paul Gosar.

Ticket-tape parade surely to follow. And they did it by utilizing their proxy-voting process — aka Nancy’s rule — which allows members of Congress not  to even show up in Congress to vote their venom. They can phone it in.

Hatred and violence is on the docket to condemn, with as nasty a brush as Democrats could muster.  We must stop this symbolic violence in society. No place for it to fester in Congress. (shout out to condemning Rep Joe Wilson for yelling lie during a SOTUS – same condemnation deserved)

Nope, it belongs on a ball field where Republicans were corralled so their shooter could target them one by one, like fish in a bowl. The Democrat activist got off as many rounds as he could before security took him down. His objective was killing them all — particularly ones on his pocket list.

Or perhaps save the worst violence for when members are mowing their own lawn to be attacked by a crazed Democrat, leaving him permanently injured. That’s the way the game is played. No satire involved.

Then the Democrats can cheer as reports flow about another injured Republican wounded while unscrupulously serving in Congress. It doesn’t really matter where Republicans are attacked just as long as they are.

 

While on the same day as their historic and sanctimonious vote, another rapper called Young Dolf was gunned down walking into a cookie store in Memphis. Any drama symbolism the event had was overshadowed by the very real death of a 36-year old rapper. BLM took a rain check on that.

But the outrage for that, or for the riots and violence last year to further the Democrats’ objectives, is completely omitted from memory. Silence is the Democrats’ deadly weapon of choice. See no evil, speak no evil. It was over a billion in damages but so what? It stirs the passion for cop killings to follow – a necessary ingredient. It further fueled the abolish cops theme which morphed into defunding police across the country.

Yes, Democrats needed to get behind the BLM and donate to bail funds to secure rioters’ and looters’ freedom in 2020. Politics trumps insurrection.

Democrats in Congress have a strange way of picking good duys and bad guys. Like their silence and denial when parents of school children are labeled domestic terrorists. It comes with the political  territory. When they are targeted by the DOJ all the better, because that is what the InJustice Department is there for —  to retaliate against Democrats’ political enemies.

But real violence and threats against the Homeland are ignored and denied as some wild “conspiracy theories” – cooked up by devious patriots trying to protect America. How dare they?

So millions of illegals storm the border but Democrats’ only response is to supply the logistics necessary to get them where they want to go. Busloads of invaders circumventing ‘rule of law’ are given priority over law-abiding citizens and Americans. Special rights are awarded illegal aliens to trump Americans’ genuine concerns for security. Thankfully so.

But don’t you worry your crazy head, be comforted that on this day Congress took a tough stand censuring satire by a vote in the House. They are rising to the challenge of manufactured outrage, threat numero uno.

Memes are out and violence is in, to Democrats.

 

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2021

Celebrity News: Bill Infected and Bradshaw Displeasure

In other celebrity news, Monica Lewinski’s former lover is in the hospital for a serious infection, “unrelated to COVID.” Relief there.

Well, I’m certainly glad it is not COVID, anyway. (sarcasm) When did every major health condition become a minor one relative to COVID? It is now the litmus test.

So a person has a sepsis infection but at least it is not COVID. Dodged a bullet, uh? Has the entire health and medical field changed after COVID? Are all things relevant only as compared to COVID 19? Have you ever seen anything like that?

Meanwhile, back on football, Terry Bradshaw is being attacked because he complimented female sportscaster Erin Andrews on her attire. Graphic details of those remarks herenot really offensive.

But just the compliment alone was enough for social media to get their cancel culture machine fired up to go after Bradshaw. Must feed the beast.

Oh really, offensive? Well, just tell me if “let’sgo Erin” has become a thing yet? Or wake me up when it does. Memo: never ask Terry Bradshaw about fashion choices.

That Bradshaw story trended moments before Hooters started trending. Is there a malfunction in the algorithm department? Wardrobe malfunctions can happen.

Hey, it wasn’t like Terry was drooling or gawking like Bill Clinton or anything. A compliment now ignites a cancel culture frenzy, anything to sack Bradshaw.

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Trucking Joe: a convoy of one

Wow, I didn’t know all this about Biden. He announced while touring Mack Trucks that he used to drive a big rig. That’s when it all came out. Buckle up!

“I used to drive an 18-wheeler, man,” Biden told a Mack employee.

I’ll let Biden fill us in on details in his own words. Take it away Joe, and turn off all the fact-checkers. Let the satire fly.

Here’s the deal folks, I probably shouldn’t say this, I might get in trouble. Back in the 70’s Corn Pop and I ran a big rig coast to coast with a reefer. Folks gave us the strangest looks… no joke. I mean that. That was after all this reefer madness came around. They used to call me ‘Big-Rig Biden’ ‘cause I knew all the shortcuts.

I remember one day Corn Pop was back in the sleeper getting some rest and I was on the last leg of our haul out in Indiana. It was just about dark and this broad came up beside us waving in a Corvette giving us the sign, so I honked the horn. Well, Corn Pop flew out of the back like a meteor wondering what happened? I said I was just having some courteous intercourse with a lady passing by. He said I should have called him up front before doing that. Well, you had to see his face.

I got a million stories, almost as many as all the miles we clocked. One time I was coming down a long hill so I hollered back to Corn Pop to say his prayers. His face turned white, I mean literally. That’s no joke.

That’s where, later on, I picked up Obama hitchhiking and asked him if he wanted a ride into DC? That’s how he got here. You think I’m joking?

 

Turns out Joe was holding out on us. So on deep dive research I found out a few things that the ever-humble Biden was keeping private.

So Joe was a long hauler from way back, He’s logged more rest stops and diners than any president or member of Congress. In his spare time he helped engineer on Amtrak routes and made them more efficient. (his son followed his tracks to the board)

He even drove a cabover to DC the first time. Security stopped him at the gate of the parking lot and didn’t believe he was a Senator. They were going to take him down town. After a while the guard apologized to him. The guy didn’t know he was on a special mission to help rescue Nelson Mandela.

Joe has a pretty storied past with all the roadwork he did, even getting through Chicago riots in ’68. The mayor asked him if he would park his rig outside the Convention Center for security and he said okay. But the cops gave him a ticket for having a reefer in front of a public building. He told them he was a friend of Daley’s and they let him go. He had to run after that ordeal — I don’t mean for office but to get out of Chicago. Who knew?

Now I think Trucker Joe ought to figure out that Jake brake before it’s too late. He’s starting to slip a few gears and the clutch ain’t what it used to be.

We all know his big rig days are long gone now, but these days Joe is into a whole new kind of rigging, if you get my drift? That is pretty big, too. Shout out to Big-Rig Biden!

Just imagine what all we could learn about Big-Rigger Joe if they unsealed his records at the University in Delaware? I bet he’s done a lot of “rigging” in his time.

Right Ring | Bullright | © 2021

Babylon’s Dire Warning For Communism

Leftists Fear ‘Communism Failing All The Time’ Is Making Communism Look Bad

Babylon Bee the nation’s trusted source for real fake news — July 12th, 2021

U.S.—According to sources, several prominent leftists are expressing worry that Communism failing every time it’s tried could be making Communism look bad.

“This is a real problem,” said Dr. Petri Smirnoff, a local leftist college professor. “There is a real danger of kids being turned off to Communism due to the annoying fact that it’s a godless and inhuman ideology that fails in spectacular fashion resulting in death or starvation literally every time it’s implemented. It’s really not fair. It may lead to people thinking Communism is bad even though we know it’s really good when implemented correctly.”

Historians say that the gulags in the U.S.S.R., torture in North Korea, concentration camps in China, starvation in Venezuela, and people desperately escaping Cuba could serve to make people incorrectly think Communism is a less than stellar way of organizing society. …./

Read more at https://babylonbee.com/news/leftists-fear-communism-failing-all-the-time-is-making-communism-look-bad

So its getting serious, folks, they’re scared. Stay clear of high windows!

My Research Results Are Clear

 

After decades of research and painstaking analysis, I am prepared to announce my basic findings. I’ll be brief to spare you the sordid details probably not fit for the very contemptibly corrupt media.

I am also expanding the vocabulary with a new term for the zombified, woke Left and all their enablers. It is two words which normally in history would not go together. So my conclusion is the American Taliban is undeniably the greatest threat to freedom, democracy, America, our way of life, law and order, national security and civilization as we know it.

Okay, the endless exhibits and proof would not pass the social media censors of big Tech – who are an allied enforcement arm of the US Government and unified domestic “terrorists”. But we know what the Taliban is and how it operates. Thus, I give you the American Taliban.

In other words, they are the self-anointed who think they run everything, control free speech and all the rest, including social levers of authority over everything you do. Along with their allies across media, the left and embedded throughout government, they are the controlling mechanism of everything in America —  i.e. now under the collective Taliban.

This organized and highly radicalized mob, with all its associates, presents the greatest threat to America now. The obvious question: what is this government or its officials going to do about it? Nothing.

More to follow later…

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Send Mob Feature

And you thought it probably couldn’t get much worse? It just did.

The Babylon Bee has this disturbing new report. It’s getting seriouser….

Twitter Introduces New ‘Send Mob’ Feature

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to frequent and passionate requests from a handful of users, Twitter announced a new “Send Mob” feature for its popular social media platform. Now, whenever a twitter debate gets particularly heated, Twitter’s algorithm will automatically enable a “Send Mob” button, allowing users to send an angry crowd to their opponent’s location.

“For years, Twitter has been at the cutting edge of tearing people apart for having different opinions from you,” Twitter tweeted today. “After a series of trial tests, we are pleased to release this new feature to the public, knowing that there could be no downsides whatsoever to enabling unbridled, impulsive rage!”

Among the beta testers was Twitter user @bovineright, who described being on the receiving end of the feature: “I was just on the toilet debating with some random stranger about whether milk is a symbol of white supremacy. Suddenly, there was some kind of angry mob busting down my bathroom door. I was so shocked I nearly– well, it’s a good thing I already was where I was.”

“I’m mostly just amazed by all the pitchforks and torches. How did they get those so quickly?” he added.

The new feature has stirred up some debate, with some critics saying it seems like overkill. However, those users were quickly chased out of town by sudden angry crowds.

“Honestly, we didn’t really have any choice,” said Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. “Two or three blue-checked Twitter users threatened to deplatform me if we didn’t add this feature.”

Twitter says they are also testing a “Tar and Feather” feature, with eventual plans for a guillotine button.

Read more like this at https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-introduces-new-send-mob-feature

Check out all their fake news content. For some reason it is really disturbing Democrats a lot lately. Wonder why? Rumor is hoards are looking for that button.

America Is Back: prelude

On this historic day, Dear Leader President Biden announced overseas that “America is back.”

To mark this change, he officially ordered all calendars turned back to the years of the Obama regime.

So the beloved golden doctrine “don’t do stupid shit” is back in full force.

Also, by popular request, “lead from behind” has been officially revived.

Negotiation without getting anything of value in return shall resume.

And to symbolize international support, Dear Leader Biden was surrounded by colleagues in Europe, who ratified his Build Backwards Better agenda.

That is all….Build Backwards — for better or worse, for richer or poorer —  is now declared the fiat rule of the land.

 

Note: on this news the misery index jumped a whopping 5 points.

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Satire RIP – ____ to January 20, 2021

It is shocking to a nervous but anxious press corps, the utter tragedy that to this point has gone unspoken. That is death of Satire.

Sources for this report believe Satire suffered a broken heart, due to a chronic condition. Though that has not been confirmed. Lack of interest is thought to be a contributing factor.

Ironically, no declarative statements were given on Its choice of pronouns, but may IT officially rest in peace. It had led a very long and active life, survived by siblings from Its assorted marriages, such as Saturday Night Live (SNL) and Monty Python as only a few notable ones. Others are grieving in respected privacy.

Its active life is survived only by Reality. Now Grace, Peace and Oppression are listed as Reality’s descendants. Fascism and Communism are two of Reality’s overbearing stepchildren, who also refused public comment.

The “last will and testament,” astonishingly, was read by no one. Informal notification is believed to have been given to all family members. Apparently none wanted to take part in services, so IT was simply laid to rest after embalming on January 21st, 2021 without fanfare.

No line of succession was given for the crumbling estate. All It owned has been hereby bound in escrow by Government, who refused to comment on assorted particulars.

Apparently no one even cared to send flowers to ITS unknown grave site, anonymous sources familiar with the situation have disclosed to us. “There simply is no general consensus on opinions for or against.”

But what we do know is life will simply not seem the same without the dominant voice of Satire. A vacuum will surely be felt, good and bad.

Multiple writers contributed to this report on conditions of anonymity, for fear of retribution from Reality’s angry mob of protestors. Story to be updated as necessary.

Footnote:

Of course we would be remiss if we did not mention a satirical icon. In a a prophetic word from history on Washington Irving: American democracyIt was mobocracy, and Rip[Van Winkle] was its victim, an unwilling “drop out.” “ – Or so it was then, and now absolved.

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Nostalgia Joe Keeping It Real

Since old Scranton Joe — as some affectionately call him — really has a soft spot for nostalgia, he decided to bring back another favorite.

So back by popular demand, Joe is reviving the great “misery index.” It was such a smash hit in the 70’s that it is sure to be a crowd-pleaser. Gotta love Joey and his ‘softer side.’

Joe recently paid a visit to former President Carter in GA, where he was briefed on the finer details. He wants to make sure to get all the aesthetics correct before rolling it out.

Stay tuned, old Joey is ironing out some logistics but promises it will be worth the wait.

 

For reference

 (Wikipedia) “The misery index is an economic indicator, created by economist Arthur Okun. The index helps determine how the average citizen is doing economically and it is calculated by adding the seasonally adjusted unemployment rate to the annual inflation rate.

It is assumed that both a higher rate of unemployment and a worsening of inflation create economic and social costs for a country.”

 

For example, Jimmy Carter’s Misery Index peaked at 21.98 in 1980 — almost rivaling some interest rates at the time.

 

It’s satire, people…. at least for now anyway. (Iggy says he has a similar index of his own)

And now for your listening pleasure only, to coincide with the anxiousness of the times.

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Now We’re Getting Serious

The notorious John Cleese finally comes clean about Monty Python.

“Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would like to apologise on behalf of Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people,” Cleese joked. “We’re sorry for any distress we may have caused.”

On behalf of all those identifying as white, half-cocked, Cockney Caucasians, I accept your apology and forgive you. But do grovel on.

Remember, people, it is never too late to admit your ignorance. It’s been a long time coming. That’s one for the cracker barrel.

 

 

Never Underestimate The Crowd

On this blog, over a decade, I talked about the gambit from a New Green Deal to the Declaration, from Washington and Payne to Obama. Maybe I have not talked about the perpetual engine; space or nuclear holocaust but I have hit most political themes of the times. And after all, politics is front and center, so we see confirmed daily.

But of all the political maneuvering and shenanigans, I would’ve thought it would take someone smarter and more sinister than Biden to affect the country the way this wrought rolling out is. Not to be naïve, I thought it may take a more conniving nature than Biden to get to the synchronized level the Left is now. So was I wrong? No, not really.  

I just underestimated the crowd or what a driven mob could do. One more thing. I underestimated the lack of resistance, or public outrage. The mob is a powerful force but it could not do this on its own. It takes people to let down their guard, allow it and/or have powerful allies to push their agenda. Finally, they seem to have gotten most of that.

 

Now comes the irony.  (not that I’m giving in or ceding any ground to this sick evil) Joe Biden is the quintessential proof that the mob can be effective; so much so that it uses a dummy resident in the oval office as a front man for it. Old progressive Joe did not have to lose all his marbles, He just has to stand there and let the crowd do its evil magic.

A good friend reminded me that, after Trump, this is a giant tragedy, like one of the great Greek tragedies. It’s like that macabre play meant to bother you while at the same time a work of fiction. However, this one is real. It is all too real. And the consequences are huge, but can it be prevented? That is where my stomach drops in this tragedy.

A Tragedy indeed. Wkipedia: “Tragic plots were most often based upon myths from the oral traditions of archaic epics. In tragic theatre, however, these narratives were presented by actors.”

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Sign Of Sick Times

When I heard this morning that some people defaced yet another historic icon, my heart sank. I mean when is enough enough? Must they deface even our heritage?

The story is here at LA Times. The unthinkable happened again. I mean if you tear down a statue of Grant or Lincoln, well, it is just another day in the park.

But this, this act of utter disgust just cannot stand.

Four culprits were immediately arrested for altering the signage of the famous Hollywood site. This time they made it read “Hollyboob” for a short time. (*Age-appropriate content)

As expected, it set off many lifelong boob enthusiasts, who were highly offended. One person, speaking on condition of anonymity, said he/she/it will never be the same after witnessing the dastardly deed.

“I cannot imagine this happening right in my community…..you always read stories about random acts of bigotry but to see it in your own community like this is chilling.” The anonymous source went on to say,  “I just don’t know how I will explain this to my children, I may have to seek counseling.”

Fortunately, police were right on the scene shortly after the act was committed. They had no comments, but shock was evident in the faces of responding officers.

That’s it for us here on the scene of the boob alert. And what a scene it has been.

Karen contributed to the writing of this report.

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