Universal collapse

Okay, Global Warming and Climate Change, move over there is a new kid in town. The eminent end of the universe is coming, they say.

Collapse of the universe coming sooner than expected according to new research

Mar 26th 2015 | AOL

You’ve heard of the Big Bang, but what about the “Colossal Crash?” Get ready, because it might be coming sooner than you think … relatively speaking.

In a paper published in Physical Review Letters a group of physicists have theorized a mechanism for “cosmological collapse” which predicts the universe will at some point stop expanding and then collapse back onto itself, destroying us and pretty much all matter.

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Paper http://journals.aps.org/prl/abstract/10.1103/PhysRevLett.114.101302

So here is my parallel. If and when Al Gore ceases to hyperventilate about Climate Change or Global Warming, it will cause a black hole and a super vacuum which will suck us all back to the original big bang and we will be burnt in the exhaust. Baring that gigantic IF, this is the next thing that could take Al Gore and his scientists out of the spotlight.

And the worst part, for Gore fanatics, is it won’t be blamed on humans or fossil fuels. So science — the final frontier — may be done in by… science. Sort of like the Big Unbang.