You may think you know what Obama will say in his SOTU speech, but I know what he will say. (…so says my satirical pen)
- Valerie Jarrett could not speak tonight, so I will.
- The only war we will engage in is class warfare. And that war will never end.
- I’m officially changing the name “Uncle Sam” to Uncle Obama.
- Peace through appeasement.
- Now, for my next trick I will pull out my veto pen.
- Stealing people’s money and spending it is now called investment.
- Elections have reactions not consequences.
- You didn’t build that, but I did.
- If memory serves me, and it should….
Just a few of the highlights. The WH has been asking its minions to sign up “are you in?” to say they will watch, so expect much more. Word is some straw men will be attending, too.