It is pretty hard to write fiction any stranger than today’s reality. But the thought crossed my mind about a what if scenario of Hillary giving the SOTUS.
Nothing would be more polar opposite than current reality. She would be hailed as the greatest president by mainstream media. The only problem she might have would be living up to their unattainable expectations. But not to worry, media would take care of that too.
It would be fabulous and every paper would have that one great memorable photo of her like she came down off the mountain as Moses. Democrats would cheer at every word making it almost twice as long as it would be.
And knowing Hillary, she would probably find some way to make money off of it. She would have to have some angle to enrich herself. Bubba could sit there with his bit lip and googly eyes applauding at how well she lied to the American people. Nancy could sit there cackling in joy to every word. Tim Kaine would have his twitching eyebrow raised.
It would be her defining swing speech as she demonstrated just how far left she could go to appease her far left base, coming off the 2018 results. The driving theme would be “My Time.” And if from around the global community you see her speech and were so inclined, you could dash online to make a donation to the Clinton Fundation.(FBI & DOJ certified)
There would be lots of lectures in there about a better tomorrow because, well, it wouldn’t be that great in the present. Isn’t that what it’s always about with Democrats, ‘a better tomorrow?’ It would be chuck full of platitudes and cliches in typical liberal speak that have you cheering before you even know what she said. She would have that monotonous habit of Obama’s down to a science of raising her voice from the middle of the sentence to have you applauding it before she finished. It always worked well for Obama.
She would be staring intermittently at her two newly installed leftists on the Supreme Court. A wink and nod occasionally to her Deep State, radical Attorney General to cover her backside in all things scandalous. And we wouldn’t have seen or heard from her two weeks before the speech or two weeks after. But who cares when it takes the media two weeks to interpret the glory of her words, packed with voluminous estrogen?
But then any target audience for Hillary’s speech would not be informed, critical thinkers. They would be followers like those serfs in foreign countries, lapping up every intentionally vague word as if it were mana from heaven. Then Planned Parenthood would have to get a shout out, or maybe two.
Lucky for us that isn’t the speech Trump will give. Lucky that election turned out the way it did. We dodged a big bullet there. Any speech Trump would give is better than that.
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