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Crazy summer haze, and 2016 dreaming

Sometimes you just couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried. Hillary cut short her Hamptons va-k by running out to campaign amid groans even from her left wing cheerleaders about her email scandal. Morning Joe must be on anti-depressants.

Maybe she’ll have to re-reintroduce herself, again?

Rupert Murdoch, harping over Trump’s candidacy, floats an invitation for billionaire Michael Bloomberg to jump into the race.

Bloomberg — greatest mayor. What did I miss? So Rupert immediately backs off a little to mention Guiliani. Still it caused a blowback. Is that an admission on the debate?

Not good enough, he adds he didn’t say he’d vote for him. I bet a smart, wealthy guy like Rupert Murdoch always recommends a candidate he would not vote for. Besides, a Bloomberg could detract support from Jeb not Trump. Rupert had too much sun.

While Hillary cut her fundraising vacation short to head West hoping to strike political gold, opposed to fool’s gold, for her campaign. Because come Friday she will be addressing the DNC in Minneapolis. Meantime, all hands on deck trying to explain away her servergate scandal. Referring to her not-so-private email scandal, NYT reports:

“We do think people have questions about this,” said Jennifer Palmieri, a spokeswoman for the campaign. “It’s a very confusing topic, and I think as you’ve seen over the last couple of weeks, we have changed our strategy in that we are trying to do more education.”

Yes, the people need educated. Lecture voters on linguistic spin. Works for Obama.

Her plan now seems to be buy enough young people with her college funding schemes. Then make sure to remind women of their reproductive voting power at all points between. With those two, and pandering to a few others, she hopes to keep her 2016 boat afloat. But the bilge pumps are working double duty these days.

It’s about time for another reinforcement from Bubba about her bonafides. The anointing doesn’t seem to be going as smoothly as expected. And Bernie was just a distraction to make voters think there is a choice involved. His circus road tour only leads back to Hillary. She’s just as far left as he is anyway. But don’t educate the people on that.

Maybe Hillary should have stayed in that cocoon in the Hamptons where even they do not believe her but still believe in her. (along with her Wall Street pals)

Obama’s G-8 Summit trip

How’s “failure” for pithy? Some word’s can’t be shortened.

You know it’s pretty bad when even the sycophant media can’t find a positive side of it. Even Google can’t find them if they aren’t there. Here was a headline from HuffPo:

Michelle Obama Ireland Trip: G8 Summit Offers First Lady, Daughters Chance To Explore European Roots

Oh yes, those European roots? Good punch line, but I must have missed the set up. (it usually blows the joke) What was she wearing for the homecoming excursion?…always of interest. What does one wear to a post-colonial, homecoming reunion anyway?

After arriving in Belfast with her husband on Monday, Obama crossed the border to Dublin to speak to university experts on the president’s ancestors, attend a show of traditional Riverdance step dancing and visit the nearby Wicklow mountains.
“It’s good to be home,” the first lady told a cheering audience of schoolchildren before the Riverdance performance. “You are surrounded by such a beautiful country.”

Riverdance? Ah yes, how absolutely quaint. Maybe Barry can learn some new moves to sidestep those pesky scandals.

The first lady has enjoyed a steady positive approval rating over the past four years, even at times when her husband sank in the polls.
“I think it would be a good opportunity to introduce someone who accompanied me here today – as I let him travel with me now and again,” she joked in Belfast, before her husband’s speech.

That explains it, enter Michelle’s approvals.

Oh the Summit, no doubt the ‘Outfit’ in Chicago is working on the correct narrative for that. They should roll it out any day now. It was the time zone difference and Obama didn’t get enough sleep, the food was bad and there was a virus going around. Then in the Berlin speech, the sun was in his eyes. (hat tip to Matthews, man he can think quick)

Possibly news has caught up with the gallivanting golfer that 50% of the people do not believe Obama is “honest and trustworthy”. But can they trust him on the golf course?