Attention to all tourists out there… this is the busy season!
Are you bored with usual travel destinations? Want something different? Look no further. Then we have exciting adventure waiting for you.
“Our command is your desire,” that’s our motto.
Why not give us a try? Don’t follow the crowds. North Korea is the new hot spot.
In the “North-K” we have a a wealth of opportunity. Come to gorgeously enchanted Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) and you could become the next famous hostage of the People’s Republic.
Step back in time to a simpler lifestyle. Allow yourself to indulge in the basics.
Targeting discriminating travelers. These are coveted, limited packages designed to enhance your existence. Lose all your cares. Be seduced by your surroundings.
Sound tempting? Do you have what it takes? We can make those decisions easy.
All our packages include meals and lodging.
Group packages at generous discounts. (we let you fight over the hammock)
Some of the daily activities incuded:
- Compete for daily meals.
- Volleyball to death
- Stay alive dodge ball.
- Hacky Sack with live munitions
- Sack races with pit vipers
- And many others too numerous to mention.
Or if you just want to “Feel the Burn”, then this is the place to live your fantasies.
Just listen to what some of our previous customers have said.
#90210 – deceased, but loved every minute of it.
#00010 – came here 50 years ago and never looked back, always something to keep your attention.
#99999909 – Highly recommend. Gave me a whole new outlook on my boring life. Stimulating.
#24268MX – Booked on Make a Wish vacation (from Berkeley area CA) — everything I hoped it could be.
*Entire families welcome. New feature, our expanded hard labor bonanza awaits you.
Compare ours with other more expensive travel packages.
- More bang for the buck.
- One way fares, all travel amenities included.
- No round trip tickets necessary
- True insider perspective.
- Informative guides everywhere.
- No need for all the extra baggage. Travel light.
Are you ready to really “Feel the Burn”? Just give us a call and we’ll handle all the details and arrangements. Hurry, offer subject to change.
(Diclaimer: no insurance policies provided. Your actual results and satisfaction may vary with ad promotion. Lodging space may be limited. Wi-Fi, cell coverage limited. All rights restricted DPRNK™. Life support may not be provided to all visitors. Caution: absolutely no refunds)
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