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President Clinton claims innocence

Distances himself from Hillary Clinton’s campaign roll out
April 15, 2015 — Vince McLure | The Raspberry Report [satire]

(New York) Former president Bill Clinton held a news conference in Manhattan on Wednesday. He took a few questions and told a packed room, pointing his finger, “I want you to listen to me,” he said, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hillary Clinton.” He added, “I never told her to lie, not a single time.”

The former, impeached president said this was the only comment he would make on the controversial subject. He cautioned reporters to “just look at the facts” first.

He stopped to respond to questions leaving the hall, “as far as that server thing,” he said, “and I never had anything to do with her… that’s all I know.”

 

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