I think I have finally narrowed down a Declaration of Independence for the black race-baiters and racists. So a satire warning is in effect, clear skies otherwise.
We unanimously affirm this Declaration of and for blacks in America (it is also our inalienable right to speak for all blacks in America)
When in the Course of events, it becomes necessary for one race to dissolve the sociopolitical bands which have remotely connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of race, the separate and unequal station to which the Laws of Nature and Supremacy entitle them, a decent disrespect for the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which compel the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all crackers are created equally racist, and are endowed by structural racism with inherent white privilege; that to get our fair share we are in a perpetual state of resistance, justified by any government body or other guilty people. That among these racial rights, we have the right to affirmative action, rioting and looting under any circumstances we feel so compelled, and entitled to as much other peoples’ wealth and property as we see fit to take or carry; and our right to perpetual protest, to assume our rightful place above all powers of the earth.
Prudence indeed may dictate to white crackers; but might makes right among black nationalists in society as well as any governing body. All experience and history has now shown that white privilege shall become white guilt when we say so, and that all evils are sufferable for white crackers and their babies, according to our fundamental principles of black social justice.
It is therefore our right, duty to cast off any who will not concede to this Declaration, considering our long train of abuses endured these many years from privileged white crackers. Such is the required patient sufferance of white privileged crackers to tolerate our perpetual protests, to alter any such society into submission.… or more repeated injuries shall occur. When object of our demands evinces design to gain absolute superiority over white privileged crackers, rendering them slaves to our agenda, we will determine our de facto tyranny over society and W-P-C’s
To prove this, let this petition serve as our claim to a forewarned country.
Let’s not kid anyone, grievances: get some… we got plenty. Everybody knows what they are, don’t deny it. They are too numerous to list anyway.
We’ve been telling you and posting them at every one of our riots protests, marches and rallies. If you don’t understand property damage, then we can’t help you. If you can’t understand the various faces of physical reparations, we can’t help you.
Chief race-baitor ..et al.
RightRing | Bullright
Bull, wonderful post full of creativity and thought. I think the race baiters will love this new Declaration of Independence. So fitting for them.
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Pepp. That’s what I was afraid of, they’ll really like it. 😀 I’m just trying to head them off at the pass. Thanks. Well, I pissed off Jefferson now..
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Don’t worry about Jefferson. I hear his memorial is coming down since he owned slaves. Ya know we can’t have anything like that around to “offend” anyone. Never mind it’s historical value. Just blow me down matey!
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You have an award Bullright. When you get a chance stop by and pick it up.
http://cryandhowl.com/2015/07/09/the-2015-cry-and-howl-top-20-conservative-blog-award/
Thank you for all you do!
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Hey, thank you, I’m speechless. I never had an award before. Thanks for the note of appreciation. You’re always a top favorite. 🙂
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You deserve it Bullright. I appreciate all the true partriots.
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You said you middle aged (that used to be about 35), east coast. Wonder what effort would be required to list conservative blogs of those wised up folks in the just below middle aged group. We losing the older, J.D. Longstreet, Alan Caruba, and etc. I be barely under their age. What I going to read when I get elderly? And I will still give a $h!t. 🙂
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J.D. and Alan Caruba are both quality gentlemen.
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C&H, you haven’t heard? Both passed on. J.D. last July. Alan just a few weeks ago. That’s what I was getting at. And you dang well as old as me. 🙂
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I didn’t know about either. 😦
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U: wow I hadn’t heard about Alan , you told me about JD. Once again, thanks.
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Hard to know about. And I meant…you dang well ALMOST as old as me, not quite. 🙂
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To the Unit, you mean they died? Unbelievable
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Yep Pepp, in south passed on means died. Soft way to say it I guess. On old TV Death Valley Days with Ronald Reagan, maybe it could just mean moving West. That good too. On day I’ll be moving West, not bowing East. 🙂
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I am so sorry to hear that. I always like Caruba so much.
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The new mid-aged I believe is 50 + or I hope it is. However, youth is still youth I think. But as long as your give-a-shit aint’t broke we are still okay. Now you tell me about Caruba, I didn’t know. Dang.
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All commented on was for Bullright. Clicked the wrong reply I think. Still good conversation and information, well I think.
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Thanks again, always great info and input on C&H. Top shelf
Unit: As well a tip of hat to Unit and thanks. Commenter of the year to him for originality.
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I do put out original poop every morning. Mama said it was my morning constitutional. Supposedly so did the founders. The left it seems never stops theirs. 🙂
About Mr. Caruba, it came from here…sounds a bit more sad than just passing.
http://www.texasfred.net/archives/26788
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Doe the prize include money? Where’s the money? lol
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The internet seems a little behind, I think we’re working up to that — looking for a pricing model. But I can deal with awards. I’ll frame them and….. if I ever have an office, they’ll go there. 🙂
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Bull you are top notch!
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Blush, your the best fan. Oh, I think I gave commenter to Unit for originality and his ability to cover the bases. I make you mentor of the year – blogger extraordinaire.
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Blush! TY Bull
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